Swedish Rules

1. It is normal for men to have mullets.
2. It is also normal to talk about sex and drugs at the dinner table.
3. Graduation consists of people running around town drunk at night in short white dresses and sexy fireman outfits wearing sailor hats.
4. It is also completely normal for you to curse at your parents and steal their cigarettes during breakfast!
5. It it totally normal for girls at the age of 15 to run around in the middle of the night in dresses that look like shirts (nothing under) and high heels.
6. Girls are hookers but none of them are on the corner.
7. EVERYONE IS BLONDE. exceptions: the people with brown hair and emo punk people.
8. Sweden is pretty but America the Beautiful. Sofia: Whatever..
9. You can drink when you're 18, just not in public places (except for clubs, bars and restaurants).
10.THE OCEAN IS COLD! jump in and then run to the pool.
11. 70% of Swedish men are Jerks/ players. 20% of Swedish men are relatively nice but awkward. 10% of Swedish men are married or gay.
In TurkeyLand: 50% are players, 50% are gay. The End
12. Last one, in Sweden, they have crazy sisters who will attack you and tickle you to death.

Note: Most of these are sarcastic and fun and apply only to what I have seen here!